Valentine's Day is the lover’s day. It is the time when all lovers search out romantic quotes and sayings about love for a Valentine's Day card or a love letter. Some Valentine's Day devotee and even those who dread Valentine’s Day prefers a funny love quote or a humorous Valentine's Day saying.
Valentine’s Day is the day when love spread every where in the air. 14th February is celebrated as a Valentine’s Day or as a season of love for the complete world. There is hardly anyone who does not celebrate the Valentine’s Day, every one celebrate this day in their own way to make their partners feel special.
For those people, the following funny quotations about Valentine's Day and love may be precisely what they're seeking.
"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to symbolize Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby child coming at me with a weapon."
"Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is."
"I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV."
- Tracy Smith
"Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths, No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century."
- Mark Twain
"Tomorrow is Valentine's day, All in the morning betimes, And I a maid at your window, to be your Valentine."
- William Shakespeare
"Love is like standing in wet cement, the longer you stay the harder is to leave and you never leave without leaving your marks behind."
"Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is."
"Of all the forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness."
- Betrand Russell
"Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!"
- Jay Leno
"Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Other fish that are in the sea disappear when I'm with you!"
